Clinton is who he thought he was

Unfortunately, I’m not going to be able to make it out to the combine this week. I was hoping to go, but there’s still too much stuff going on at home, so I can’t leave my wife hanging. My son’s also playing in the championship game Friday night for his 5th and 6th grade basketball league, and I can’t miss that. I wouldn’t trade our two year old twins for anything, but we’re getting slammed from all directions with them, and my travel options are severely limited. We’ve already raised two other kids so we have a frame of reference. Having one child is a vacation to the Caribbean compared to dealing with two. Just so you know, if you’re in your mid or late 30s, your chances of having twins increases greatly, and it has nothing to do with whether or not it runs in the family.

I usually like to go to the combine simply to get a chance to interact with these kids, if only for a moment. I have a knack for getting a good or bad vibe from a brief encounter, and looking back most kids I didn’t get good vibes from wound up being […]

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